Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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