matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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