do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize