so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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