Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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