I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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