Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Randomize
