a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Are we still banned from the library?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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