I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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