Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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