I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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