Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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