My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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