Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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