She announced her abortion via fbk
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Randomize
