i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Less talking, more tequila
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Found the puke drawer
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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