her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize