what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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