saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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