Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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