If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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