Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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