i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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