ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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