My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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