He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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