Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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