We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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