so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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