Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
