By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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