If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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