they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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