Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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