At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
operation have a gay friend backfired
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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