New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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