the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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