I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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