using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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