why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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