i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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