New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
