dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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