he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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