This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
you never un-have a 4some
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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