Did you just see the Batmobile???
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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