Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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