found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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