How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just cut my nipple shaving
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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