After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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