Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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